Wanna get on TV? Go to a Marlins game!

If you read the Inhistoric article about William Ligue, the guy who attacked the Royals' first base coach, I know what a lot of you were thinking: "Hey, if that guy got all that attention, maybe I should do it too. I can get on TV and everything." Don't. Folks, if you really want to get on TV, don't act like that douchebag. Don't try to harm anyone. All you have to do is attend a Florida Marlins game. Seriously. This was what the crowd looked like when the Nationals played the Marlins on September 12, 2007:

And this was the crowd when the Pirates played the Marlins on April 6, 2008:

These photos aren't during warmups either, these are in-game pictures. So just buy a ticket, sit in the bleachers, and go nuts. The odds are REALLY good that you'll get on TV. Hold up a sign saying how much you love the announcers, take off your shirt and paint your chest, or sit in the outfield and catch the home run ball every time. The possibilities are endless!

Don't do anything unruly though. As the only fan in the park, you'll be pretty easy to identify.